I wanna play

red: seven insecurities
orange: six fears
yellow: five turn ons
green: four life goals
blue: three fears
indigo: two weaknesses
violet: one thing you love

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

Dude shut up I’m not gay. Just because I jerk off during Predator doesn’t mean I’m gay. I just appreciate power, I appreciate bravery. I salute the actions it took to stop the Predator. Does that make my dick hard? Yes, of course, and I won’t be ashamed of that. If you think that’s something to be ashamed of then YOU are the gay one. I love freedom and courage and America so yeah I fucking jerk off whenever I put on Predator.

(via martinfreeman)